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Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Suspect: "No, a

Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Suspect: "No, a bullet killed him.Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground.The ground is part of nature.
He died of natural causes.Case closed."

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Rolita07*

posted July 2, 2013 at 7:55am UTC tagged with funny, lol, nmq, comebacks

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