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posted August 10, 2013 at 9:52pm UTC tagged with
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a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.
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Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.
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*at the beach digging a hole in the sand with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.
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#1 Rule during arguments:
If you’re losing, start correcting their grammar.