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Conversation I just had with my mom Me: Hey. Sup? Mom: Nothing.

Conversation I just had with my mom

Me: Hey. Sup?

Mom: Nothing. I'm trying to eat.

Me: Oh. Well I like your outfit. It's all black,nice.

Mom: *Serious Voice* Yeah I went to go rob a bank.

Me: *Silently backs out of the room*

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posted December 12, 2013 at 6:59pm UTC tagged with lol, weird, mom, parents, scary, funny

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