Best Btch Quotes Today


boys when they first see me: "oh she's kinda cute"
boys when they find out about my personality: "i can work with this"
boys when they find out i'm secretly a gamer: "right okay um......"
boys when they meet my attractive friends: "bye b*tch"

 


Sorry for calling you a bïtch.
Thought you already knew.
So my mom just texted me and said that her boyfriend is coming over and that I need to hide under the blanket so she isn't embarrassed. I just came back from warped tour a few days ago heavily sunburnt. I've just been chilling inside until my face stops peeling and all that--

I'm humiliated enough by this, lmfao. I don't need your little boyfriend waltzing in and making it worse thanks though I appreciate it.



Sorry, hun.
But I keep my head, heels, and standards high
So tell me why I should be friends with a backstabbing bítch like you

It's official everyone!!!!!!
Orange is now a skin colour.


Guy in my class:
What did your boyfriend get you for Christmas?
O
r did he take something from you?
Did he take your v*rginity?
Today a girl told me she didn't like my earrings.
I looked her in the eye and told her I didn't like the fact that she was breathing.

Don't be mean,

be a bi.tch 
So glad I'm almost 13. I'm really sick of the whole "She's a little 12 year old. She doesn't know what any of this is."
Yeah well sorry b.itch but when you live in a life like mine you do.
I am not a b/tch

I am the b/tch

And to you, I am Ms. b/tch.

 
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