Best Canwenot Quotes Today


i just got my braces tightened.
i hate the world.

 
Selfie:
A photograph that one has
taken of oneself, typically
one taken with a smartphone
or webcam and uploaded to
a social media website.




Thank you Oxford Dictionary for that beautiful definition.
Girls At My School Go Around Asking People If They're 'Salty'. Do I Look Like A French Fry To You?
There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.
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This  is  not  what  it  is,   only  baby  scars.
I nee your  love  like   bo needs  his  mother's  side.
 
 
 
What happened when I talked to my dad after he watched me be Barbie.

Dad: Jess, that was so good!
Me: Why thank you!
Dad: You know Nancy and I were talking...
Me: Oh god.. this can't be good.
Dad: and we decided that while your monologue was great, you didn't really have to stretch for the role.
Me:
Dad:
I mean, think about it. You and Barbie are like the same person.
Me:
Dad:
Totally!
Me:
Dad:
Like OMG.
Me:
Dad:
Me:
No.
Dad: Love you, bye.
Some people tell me not to care too much it will stress me out and it does so I dont care and I guess thats wrong too.
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