Chips Quotes

Hi. I'm 18 yrs old
and I still expect my mum
to bring me back something
when she goes Grocery Shopping.
Cookies?
Chips?
Gum?
Doesn't matter.
Bring me back something mum.
Just Bring me back something. 


my mom told my dad
"stop you're spilling pringle crumbs on the floor" and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor. i think my dad's becoming a rebellious teenager. 




Relationships? Nah..I'll pass.
 
but..

Relation-chips? OMG please?







lol i suck at making funny quotes
blue4453
Me:Grabs a chip 
Me: starts eating it
Me: walks to the computer chair
Me: About to sit down
Me: finishs eating the chip

Me: Walks away and gets another one
Me: starts eating it
Me: walks to the computer chair again
Me: About to sit down on the seat
Me: Finishes the chip
Me: Walks over to the kitchen bench
Me: Steals it and seats on the computer chair


I'm British and I know it.
 
Because I drink Tea everyday. 

I eat Chips not fries.

And love myself a bit of Scone.


All my life I thought air was free...
until I bought a bag of chips.

Me: *See a picture of a family on a bag of chips*
Me: Mom, how does this family represent tortila chips?
Me: They aren't even Mexican!

 
summer expectations: swimming, hanging out, being outside.
summer reality: laying in bed eating chips and watching t.v.

I hate it when
the juice from my salsa gets my chips soggy.



Baked Chips:  I'm 50% more healthy than 
regular chips!
Me: So, I can eat 50% more? Okay. Sounds
good.
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