Idonteven Quotes

*Plot twist*
He
has
a
girlfriend

i asked my cousin what he thought the DC in Washington DC stands for.
he answered with "da capital".
http://ask.fm/LyriLu

I just got it, if you have one feel free to go ask me questions

o.o


Can someone please explain why we think humpty dumpty is an egg like what
What they say: "I broke my Ipod touch, so I just got an Iphone instead of replacing it!"

What I hear: "I was irresponsible and I cant take care of this 200$ electronic. So I rewarded myself by getting an over 600$ electronic instead. Let's see how long it takes me to break this one too!"

                                  my sister (she's 8): why do you have to be a socially awkward penguin?
Putting sad quotes in the breakup category because you don't know where else to put them.
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