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When I'm a senior, my graduation speech will be 
"I've done my waiting. 12 years of it!
peace out bit ches"



 





I've looked all over the hospital and you're nowhere to be found!
Oh wait, ICU.



Gosh,
periods are just
bloody terrible.




 
10 favorites (ahhh i hate picking favorites)
• Favorite Color: Aqua
• Favorite Food: pasta and tacos
• Favorite Singer: Justin Bieber and Demi Lovato and Skilyr Hicks and Paul Thomas Mitchell
• Favorite Show: Teen Wolf
• Favorite Sport: Volleyball
• Favorite Season: Fall
• Favorite Day Of the Week: Not Monday
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Every kind put in one large bowl
• Favorite Time of Day: 6 a.m.

9 currents
• Current Mood: Bored
• Current weather: sunny
 • Current Clothes: soffe shorts and powerhouse volleyball shirt
• Current Computer: HP mini
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: chipped
• Current Time: 10:40 a.m.
• Current Surroundings: My living room
• Current Annoyance(s): Im fat so thats always a downer
• Current Thought: I love Dylan O'Brien

8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: What are friends
• First crush this school year: Whats a crush mean
• First word: Can i have some cake
• First Pet: Parakeet
• First Thing You Did Today: vaccumed my wall
• First Thing You Ate Today: Chocolate
• First School: ew

7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: Chocolate
• Last Car Ride: can't remember
• Last Text Message: recieved:ohhhh
• Last Movie Seen:Shes the man
• Last Item Bought: Probably food of some sort
• Last CD Played: Hannah Montatna
• Last Website You Were On: A website to watch Teen Wolf online

6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Again i ask what are friends
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Theres a law?
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: Like 7 times
• Have You Ever Been on TV: Erryday
•Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: I have a phobia of glass doors
• Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yeah i got shingles

5 Places You've Been To
• 1. My bathroom
• 2. My livingroom
• 3.Walmart
• 4. McDonalds
• 5. Illinois

4 Things
• You're Wearing: wedding dress
• You Did Last Night: Watched Teen Wolf
• What Can You Hear Right Now: Nick Cannon and Mel B
• You Can't Live Without: Oxygen and Food probably

3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1.My fish
 2. Dylan O'Brien
• 3. Justin Bieber

2 Choices
• 1. black or white: Gray
• 2. hot or cold: warm with a hint of a breeze

1 Love
• My one heart, my one life for sure let me tell ya one time girl i love girl i love you girl i love girl i love.





HA HA HA guuuuys I just got reported and blocked on Facebook.
It's actually quite funny, so let me tell you. A girl I go to school with posted a picture of her in a bikini doing the duck lips and peace sign saying "getting tan" actually she wasn't tan she's burnt af. Anyway, that bikini is 5x too small... So I commented "The camel called, he wants his toe back." She didn't like that too well uh ohhhh we've got an angry dorito on the loose guys.

 


Normal people: Awe! Your baby is so cute! He/she looks just like you!
Me: Dude your kid is ugly af. I'd get my money back if I were you.

 
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remember when everyone kept overusing this format with the 'I mustache you a question lol omg xDDD' quote yeah that was annoying.



 

Do you wanna know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.


 DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE 


you little rebel i like you 

     
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