Imhilarious Quotes

Before today, I hadn't been on witty for 78 days....
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.

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pez_candy44
idk

me:

You know what the best way to remember everybody's birthday is?

don't have any friends.

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rachlgirl
funny

JIMMY365 IS THE MOST ORIGINAL PERSON ON WITTY -noone ever.

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pluto*
sarcasm

the quote below me says it all.

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6395098 added by Breeze to funny quotes on 03 Jan 2013 at 6:31pm

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it all.

double quote format by Breeze

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SelinTheBean*
imhilarious

I DON'T SAY MUCH
BUT WHEN I DO FIND
COURAGE TO SPEAK,
I MEAN WHAT I SAY.

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_crazy_cutie_5678
lol

Me: -singing in the tub-
Mom: SHUT UP!!
Me: How are you hatin from my side of the tub...You can't even get in... LEGGO!
Mom:
Me: Yellow soap bar, Yellow rubber ducky, Yellow shampoo bottle, Yellow water's yucky

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Whor_an
ok

*me at school*

Me: Why the hell are so many people staring at me???

Me: Nothing to see here move peasants.

Me: So many people are staring at me.

Me: Probably at how good I look in this shirt.

Me: Maybe I should go see how good I look.

Me: *in bathroom*

Me: Okay how the hell did I get permanent marker on my face.

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bluebox2
lol