Best Law Quotes This Week

Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

If I become a drug dealer, I'm going to say to my customers, "Now put that
in your pipe and smoke it!" and we'd all laugh and then I'd call the police because drugs are f.cking illegal.

There should be a law
that if anybody is making
fun of the disabilities people
should get kick hard in the body


Just me who think this?

We live in a free country
with so many rules,
restrictions,
guidlines, and laws
that we are not free.

When tyranny becomes law,
rebellion becomes duty

PEOPLE
WHO
HIDE THEIR
FEELINGS
USUALLY CARE
THE MOST

Law of life.

(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight
 

Dad: *walks into room*
Me: *ducks head*
Dad *clears throat*
Me: (thinks) Uh-oh, dad's about to lay down the law!
Dad: *coughs*
Dad: *clears throat again*
Dad: *walks away*
Me: *relieved* (thinking) Whew, false alarm.

World's Weirdest Laws
1 Texas, USA -it is illegal to milk another person's cow.
2 England -it is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
3 France -it is illegal to call a pig Napoleon
4 Japan -it is illegal to import photographs of male genitals
5 San Salvador, Bahamas -drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad
6 Singapore -chewing gum is illegal
7 Thailand -it is illegal to step on a bank note
8 Switzerland -it is against the law for men to urinate standing up; which is the same time that it is illegal to flush the toilet
9 Bangladesh -it is against the law for schoolchildren to cheat on exams
10 California, USA -it is illegal to 'wiggle' whilst dancing