Me: *Breathes*
Mom: DONT YOU BACK SASS ME.
Mom: DONT YOU BACK SASS ME.
Me: *falls off of a cliff, loses a leg, breaks neck, cracks spine*
Mom: Go lay down
" I freaked out when I found out my son was talking to a girl.
But then he told me it was just Christine so it was okay"
Um thanks Mrs. Hansen....
This was her responce to my mom when my mom said that I was in her sons class.
Um thanks Mrs. Hansen....
This was her responce to my mom when my mom said that I was in her sons class.
Mom: Let's put some facial mud on your face
Me: Why not just let me roll my face around on the front lawn
Me: Why not just let me roll my face around on the front lawn
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So this one bully actually
asked a nerd for his lunch
money and the nerd replied with
"Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
my quote yo but nmf
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So this one bully actually
asked a nerd for his lunch
money and the nerd replied with
"Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
my quote yo but nmf
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Mouse: *runs through the kitchen*
Mom: Oh my gosh it's a mouse! *jumps on chair*
Brother: *screams like a girl and then jumps on a chair* GET IT OUT OF HERE!
Me: *stares at mouse before continues eating*
my mom treat me like i'm the only fat person on the world, its like, mom i don't fuc.king care, just get over it.