Photoshop Quotes

We as women are trained to see ourselves as cheap imitations of fashion photographs, rather than seeing fashion photographs as cheap imitations of women.



 

Me: I really want to be a model.

Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.

Me: That's what photoshop is for.

Steroids are illegal for athletes so why isn't photoshop illegal for models?

My friend and I were talking
And my friend forgot the word for autotune
So she tried to explain to me
"You know, it's like Photoshop, except for music."
And once I realized what she meant,
I thought that that must be the best way to describe
Autotune.
 

If you're gonna do photoshop,

at least make it funny.

Of course everyone is attractive on the interent,
They're hiding their flaws behind photoshop

"Maybe its maybelline"

Yeah, or maybe its photoshop.
 

If steroids are illegal for athletes,
then Photoshop should be illegal for models. 

 

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