wittyfood

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Stuffaboutguys: #2

 Guys with scarves are super cute :3 
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                                                  Stuffaboutguys: #1

              
                                              Black shirts = 100x sexier 

                                                                  
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL RADCLIFFE!!!! (23!!!) :D
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*On witty*

*Mom walks in*

Me: *type type type*
Mom: Oh i need to go to the doctor and blah blah blah...
Me: *Not listening*
Mom: ...And I also need to renew my birth control subsciption...blah blah blah....
Me: WAIT WHAT
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: ...Do you really want to know...
Me: NO MOM IM FINE LALALA IM NOT LISTENING LALALA *starts making strangled noise* IM NOT LIIIIIIISTENING OH DEAR GOD LALALA
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                                   OFFICIAL CUTENESS SCALE:


1- Lets poke it with a stick to see if it attacks...

2- Ew. Ew. Ew. Please go away.

3- Hmph. Not cute.

4- Normal-ish

5- Cute :)

6- Oooo...heLLO there... ;)

7- Someone call heaven ‘cause someone’s missing an angel ;D *fans self*

8- Well hello there future husband

9- *drools puddle*

10- *Faints*
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While writing, I found that theres a font type called "Hobo Std".....wtf... O.o
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WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?

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Adding a heart to the end of every quote even when it doesnt make sense ♥

Is really irritating ♥
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LOL OATMEAL
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*shaves legs*

Oooooh yes ima feel that silky smooth baby skin feel :D
*legs dry*
*feels legs*

CURSE THAT LITTLE STRIP OF HAIR I MISS AGSDYHAJGEDHKAJHDFSUAGJKSFDFGDSJK WHYYYY MEEEEEEEEE
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