Funny Quote #7016063
all quotes · funny · lol · omg · satan · really ·

*A friend and I talking about razors* Me: Yeah my new razors

*A friend and I talking about razors*
Me: Yeah my new razors are so sharp. I cut two of my nails that caught on it, and my knees.
Her: What are these? Satan's razors?
Me: LOL yes. "Silk Touch: by Satan."
Me: "Sinfully Smooth"
Her: THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
Me: That was so brilliant. I should work in advertising.
Her: We could be rich.
Me: This is gonna happen.

Be the first to comment on this quote.

10 Wittians like this

1mrsseguin9*compassionate soul*ellis130*Brown_Eyed_Wonder*MelissaaAnnee.*Repair Boy 🔥*absent *Y0UNGL0V3MURD3RZombiexEater*xxxxxxxxxxxx*

*Yours Truly*

posted September 24, 2014 at 12:28am UTC tagged with funny, lol, omg, satan, really, razors, seriouslythough, quote

more quotes by *Yours Truly*

related quotes