Best Agh Quotes Today

Guy In Class: Did you find it on the toil- WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG. DID YOU FIND YOUR MIDDLE NAME ON THE ISLAND OF LOST TOYS?

Teacher: Did that sound like what I think he said?

Me: What did you think it sounded like?

Teacher: It sounded like he said "Did you find your middle name on the toilet on the island of lost boys?"

Me: *Laughing so hard I can not breathe*

I just got back from a Model UN competition conference at Harvard. 

Rosegrams are tradition there (you buy a rose, write a note and send it to someone) and the director woul read the messages out loud while distributing them. One session, I got a rose. He started reading the message, which said, "You have beautiful hair, a gorgeous face, and a hot body. So point of personal priviledge (what you say when you have a question), be my date to the dance tonight?" Which was obviously followed by "ooooh"'s and catcalls.

But there was more.

"I have seen the scars on your wrists and I know you haven't eaten the entire weekend. I just want to make you feel beautiful again."  

As soon as my director read out the word "scars"I panicked - my face went blank and I just kept mouthing "stop stop" at him. He realized after a second and stopped, mumbling the rest of the message.

But it was too late, because the entire room had gone silent from their cat calls, and every single eye in the room was on me as I walked back to my seat. 

There were 400 people in my committee, and every single person heard that rosegram message to me being read out. 400 people that I had to continue working with knew about the scars and empty stomachs.   
                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Seriously.
I dont mean anything to you anymore
do I?
but the real question is did i ever?

I am sorry for...
all those people who lined up for food,
and someone took the last thing you
wanted.

^{I know how you feel.}

Come place
your hand
in mine.

Hugging your crush like

I
HATE
BEING
STINKING
SICK!


*cries*

Well at least we get to talk
although we never seem to say much

Well at least i still get to see you in school
although we stopped walking together

Well at least we can still call eachother at night
although you always have homework

Well at least we can hang after school
although we always have something after school

Well at least we can hang out on the weekends
although every weekend we have plans with our other friends

Well at least we have a good chace of having classes together next year
although your transfering schools

Well at least i know youll always love me
although im not so sure anymore

Well at least i know
Oh wait i dont know anything...

Thats It.
My Hair Just Officially Got
R@ped By The Wind-.-
Thanks.