Canada Quotes

*Sitting in class*
Friend:......and I can see her boobs
Me: What?
Friend: Her boobs, I see them.......I'm going to tell her
Me: Oh no
Friend:*Makes hand signals to pull up her shirt*
Her: What?.......oh *makes heart with hands*
Friend: No.....I can see your boobs
Her What?
Friend: Oh goodness...........*Yells* I CAN SEE YOUR BOOBS FROM CANADA!!!!
Her: *slowly pulls up shirt*
Class: *Dies of laughter*
Guys, I'm in Canada, and I just went outside for some grocery shopping, and let me just say...
ASDFGHJKL; THERE'S SO MUCH SNOW!!!!!!


Girls: Look its Justin Bieber, lets follow him.
Guys: Look its Justin Bieber, lets kill him.

My entire school: Hey its the insult to Canada, a.k.a Justin Bieber, lets kill him.

 

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