Best Credit Quotes This Week

"I haven't reported my missing
credit card to the police because
whoever stole it is spending less than
my wife."

 



Do work
and get no credit


but that's life, right?



 
"petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun. "
"my sources say that that would be illegal,
but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.
"

Dear people who think that I steal all of my quotes,
If I steal a quote, I either say "nmq" at the end or I give credit to who I stole it from.
The majority of quotes I post are, in fact, MINE.
Some of them I see on  the internet but I will add on to or change to be funnier (for example, the tampon commercial one I posted last night).

Good day.


Friend:

Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ ! 


 

You:

HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up. 


 
credit: xoHollisterrGirlyyxo 
 



i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not

~tumblr
 


being the unattractive friend is
not easy i don’t think we get enough credit.

People who erase the credit off my formats when they use them annoy the hell out of me.
ok srsly wtf
my quote formats aren't even that nice
so why the hell are people trying to steal them?
LEAVE CREDIT K
THAT USER WORKED ON THAT CODE.
You don't have the right to just take that.
We can tell if you just change one thing in the code, btw.
We know.
Oh, we know.
so stop it k or i swear ill fkn
no just stop


HELL YES THIS IS IN COMIC SANS.

 



How old is


your soul? ♥

 







 
fomat: emillian
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