Hey
Sexy,
Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me and satisfy your needs
Love Always,
Your toilet
Shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me and satisfy your needs
Love Always,
Your toilet
Im a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind
Teacher: What comes after 69?
Student: Mouthwash
Teacher: Get out
Student: Mouthwash
Teacher: Get out
It's not my dirty mind,
It's my sexy imagination.
It's my sexy imagination.
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I got a dirty mind,
all i think about is fxcking all the time.
I got a dirty mind,
all i think about is fxcking all the time.
My mom: My god you are getting
everything wet!
My dad: We don't have any paper towels? Go out and get some!
My sister: Why isn't this thing going in?
Me: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME NOT TO HAVE A DIRTY MIND?
My dad: We don't have any paper towels? Go out and get some!
My sister: Why isn't this thing going in?
Me: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME NOT TO HAVE A DIRTY MIND?
I HAVE 69 FOLLOWERS >:3
WHO WANTS TO RUIN THAT?
Someone. Should. Entertain. Me. NOT. IN. THAT. WAY. YOU. DIRTY.
MINDED. PERSON. WHO. IS. TAKING. THIS. THE. WRONG. WAY.
I have no idea how people can possibly bring themselves to
favourite a quote that already has 69 faves.
