Everytime Quotes

*Does five crunches*
*Checks for abs*
haha anybody else do this?
me: i want to lose weight

me: i want skinny legs

me: i want a flat stomach

me: i want to be thin

me: *sees mcdonalds*

me: yolo
me: i want to lose weight

me: i want skinny legs

me: i want a flat stomach

me: i want to be thin

me: *sees mcdonalds*

me: yolo
Teacher: So you'll be getting your tests back now. But before you do, let me ramble for half an hour about completely irrelevant things while you all stare at me in anticipation lol


I thought I liked you.
Turns out, I was just drunk.

 

"You are the leaves at my feet.

You are the hum of electric heat. 

I kept myself away,

but I’m starting to like the pain.”



 

Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER 
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.


 

 

Me: takes out popsicle
Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange

Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
Popsicle: is orange

Sorry, I can't today.

My sister's friend's brother's
uncle's second cousin's twin
sister's step-son's half-brother's
best friend's girlfriend's hamster died.

It was tragic.

Mother, I'm sorry
For all the mistakes, I ever made
For all the wrong things, I ever laid
For all the people, I've betrayed

For everytime I've hurt you deep in your heart
Everytime I almost drift us apart

 Everytime, I'm sorry


❤ 
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