*Does five
crunches*
*Checks for abs*
*Checks for abs*
haha anybody else
do this?
me:
i want
to lose
weight
me: i want skinny legs
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: *sees mcdonalds*
me: yolo
me: i want skinny legs
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: *sees mcdonalds*
me: yolo
me:
i want
to lose
weight
me: i want skinny legs
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: *sees mcdonalds*
me: yolo
me: i want skinny legs
me: i want a flat stomach
me: i want to be thin
me: *sees mcdonalds*
me: yolo
I thought I liked you.
Turns out, I was just drunk.
Me: KK. Time to do homework
Me: *opens up computer*
Me: *Tumblr pops up on screen*
Me: Huh? Wth? I didnt even....
Me: *Witty opens up*
Me: Wait...no..computer...no
Me: *youtube, cute pics of cats and hot photos of fave celebs pops up*
Me : NO COMPUTER
Me : STAHP
*Seven hours later*
Me: Oh so that's how you hit a giraffe with a violin.
Sorry, I can't
today.
My sister's friend's brother's
uncle's second cousin's twin
sister's step-son's half-brother's
best friend's girlfriend's hamster died.
It was tragic.
My sister's friend's brother's
uncle's second cousin's twin
sister's step-son's half-brother's
best friend's girlfriend's hamster died.
It was tragic.
