sister: it smells like weed in here.
sisters boyfriend: seriously i thought i was the only one who could smell it. do you smell it amanda?
me: i don't actually know what weed smells like but sure
sisters boyfriend: how can you not know what it smells like? i know you don't smoke but all of your friends do.
me: all of my friends respect that i don't smoke and they respect that i don't like having people smoking around me. so they don't. they go elsewhere.
sisters boyfriend: wow, i'm actually proud of that. good for you.
sisters boyfriend: seriously i thought i was the only one who could smell it. do you smell it amanda?
me: i don't actually know what weed smells like but sure
sisters boyfriend: how can you not know what it smells like? i know you don't smoke but all of your friends do.
me: all of my friends respect that i don't smoke and they respect that i don't like having people smoking around me. so they don't. they go elsewhere.
sisters boyfriend: wow, i'm actually proud of that. good for you.
90% of the ocean is still unexplored. don't tell me mermaids
don't exist until every inch is searched.
"You think your life is bad? Well, my life-"
SHUT UP. DEPRESSION IS NOT A COMPETITION.
10 year old me: Omg I can't wait to be a teenager. I'll go out to parties with
my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and
drink and play music
really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up
late and go to
concerts and have an amazing social life omg I can't
wait.
Current me: *spills
cereal on self*
I hate the show "16 and pregnant" so much.
There are 16 year old's fighting cancer.
Where is their show?
Never trust someone
that takes 2 hours to
text you back but when you're with them they always have
their phone in their hand
