Best Geek Quotes This Month

"Did you just kiss your laptop?"
"...no...I just wiped something off...with my lips..."
"No, you definitely kissed it"
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING"

Okay so I'm in the library
and I plugged in my headphones
to listen to some study music,
but I didn't plug it in all the way
so some music was playing out loud.
Everyone could hear it.
I didn't realize this
till the librarian came over
and notified me15 minutes later.

"You didn't realize your music was playing aloud?", she asked?
"No," I said. "Nobody told me, and I didn't hear it".
"I didn't mind. You have good taste in music," the girl next to me said.
A couple other people around me nodded.
"Well, you still have to shut it off," the librarian said.



 I've never been so embarrassed
and flattered at the same time      

This quote
M   u   s   t      b   e
h i l i g h t e d
t  o    b  e    r  e  a  d

or else strangers,
robbers,
Death Eaters,
orcs,
muggles,
Nazgul,
Voldemort,
the Capitol,
and Fire Nation Troops
will be able to read it.


 

I AM MORE THAN JUST A GEEK
I rescued the princess
I stopped the reapers from wiping out all life in the galaxy
I, a mortal, took revenge on the Gods
I vanquished not one, but sixteen colossal beasts
I escaped from Silent Hill
I defeated a one-winged angel and gave the planet life again
I learnt that the cake is a lie
I saved Gotham city
I caught 'em all
I'M A GAMER

 

I can't be your friend 
If you can't handle:
-weirdness
-sarcasm
-stupid jokes
-my tendency to laugh at almost everything

Some things are better off unseen. Like my browser history.

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE!
You other readers can't deny
When a book walks in with a good plot base
And a big spine in your face you get sprung
Wanna pull out your pens
'Cause you noticed that book was dense
Reading, half-rims I'm wearing
I'm hooked and I ain't caring
Oh baby I want an E-reader
And a meaningful meter
My teachers tried to train me
That book you got makes me so brainy