Only in America:
1.) Do we watch a ball drop on New Years
2.) Let Groundhogs tell us when spring is coming
3.) Prank people on the first day of April
4.) Carve faces on big orange fruits called pumpkins
5.) Watch the president pardon a turkey before feasting
6.) Trample over eachother to get good deals on gifts
7.) Keep Christmas decorations up until May
8.) Don't use the metric system, like the rest of the world
9.) Laws like: it's illegal for a tenant to bite his landlord.
10.) Do we have holidays like: National wiggle your toes day
Thanksgiving
= Family
Dysfunction at it's
best.
So I'm 16
And I still have to write to Santa, every year, or I won't get anything.
christmas list:
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills
killer eyebrows
a boyfriend
anything edible really
selfie skills
Happy Father's Day...
Miss you daddy...</3
R.I.P
I wish holidays didn't exist
All they do is cause me stress
And make me sad
I hate holidays
All they do is cause me stress
And make me sad
I hate holidays
“I
don't like the randoms; the people that just show
up
around the
Holidays. Relatives you didn't even
remember
you had. Like, 'Who the he// is Otis, and why
is he on my couch?!' 'Oh, Shaquana, nice to see
you! We
haven't talked since we were three years old,
gossiping
about the latest episode of Rugrats!' Get the he// out
of
my house.”
-Kingsley
