Best Selfies Quotes Ever


"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

30 0 Sophie* Sophie*
selfies
 

Lazy rule:  If this thing your are looking for isn't on Google's  first page

It doesn't excist
26 0 Fay* Fay*
funny
sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star
 
28 0 josie* josie*
funny

liking someone's selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

20 0 *crybaby* *crybaby*
funny



how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok




23 2 britany* britany*
lol




I took 99 selfies and I can't use one


 

20 0 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny
Me: *takes 20 selfies before deciding I look bad*

 
16 0 MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
funny




“It’s a metaphor.”
 

-John Green


16 0 sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
love
me: *posts selfie*
me: *hears police sirens*
16 0 lithium* lithium*
funny
Another day,
 Another seflie.
16 0 nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
mq
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