Best Social Quotes This Week

When God made me: Hmm... I'll add 3 tablespoons each of computer addicted and socially awkward. 
Well my teacher and my mum were talking about me and my teacher said "She has to be more interactive with others and socialize more with her friends." 
LOL WHAT.
Walk in the club like,
What up I got a big social anxiety problem.





Before Witty:  55% unsocial
After Witty: 210% unsocial






 
HEY IM NEW TO WITTY!
YOU GUYS WOULDVE HEARD SO MANY 'IM NEW' QUOTES, AND IM SORRY FOR THAT.
I HOPE I CAN GET SOME AWESOME QUOTES OUT OF HERE! FOLLOW ME AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU BACK, EVEN THO ITS NOT THAT MUCH OF A DEAL FOR ME.
IM SETTING A GOAL THAT I'LL ONE DAY GET A TOP QUOTE. I HOPE, THAT WHEN I START WITTY, I'LL GET USED TO IT, AND LOVE IT LIKE ALL OF YOU.

THANKYOU FOR SPENDING TIME READING THIS.

YOLO!
walk into the club like what up i got social anxiety
I don't even care if my quotes get likes or not, honestly i just want people to comment.
Guys! I'm fluffing scared; I think my hormones are gaining on me! I have a sudden desire to paint my nails (specifically black), and I'm thinking about boys more. And, oh lord, fluffing help me!!! And, I'm feeling more social and I'm not supposed to be!!! What's happening to me?!
 

Mom: Are you doing anything Friday night?
Me: I don't have a social life. So no.
Mom: Well you could have one.
Me: But I don't like people.
Mom: Well that may be a problem.
Me: Eh, I'll deal.
Dad and Brother: Dying

Anthropophobia- Fear of people or society.
I now have a valid reason for not socialising.
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