Best Templerun Quotes Ever



How do the

little people in

Temple Run never

get tired of

running?



 
Like seriously, I get winded after going up a flight of stairs.

 

the reason that America  
is so obese, because
THE ONLY RUNNING WE DO IS ON 
Temple Run



 

 
*Me trying to avoid texting someone*
Me: hey listen sorry can't chat for any longer gotta go for a run!
Him: oh okay! have a good run ttyl :)
Me: ok thanks ttyl! *plays temple run instead*










Temple Run:

getting us out of awkward situations since 2011.














 

don'geenougexercise?
Oh please.  I'll have you know that today I ran 8,000 meters on temple run. 


 
People think,
that when I am staring at my phone I am texting someone at all times.

What I am actually doing,
is playing temple run like a crazy person.
what if there is an end to temple run and no one has been able to et long enough to win?
Playing Temple Run all day and then trying to sleep at night but only seeing the game running endlessly before you.
- #TempleRunAddictProblems 
Sister: Caoimhs...
Me: Shut up you peasant, you made me die in Temple Run
Anyone else addicted to the new Temple Run 2?
No? Ok.
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