mickey22895

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Quotes by mickey22895


TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"


YOU: WTF? We had homework?
[❤] if this happened to you

 

 
4014078 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 8:48pm
 

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   I was looking through my old papers from when I was little,  in first grade, I said I wanted to be a
 "Pokemon Trainer."

Pshh, you wanted to be a police officer. At least I was cool.
 

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4012491 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 6:21pm
 


 
mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.
 
 
4012210 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 06 Oct 2011 at 5:52pm
 

 

 

I heard you found someone new?

 

Yes, and he's better than you.
Can he make you smile like I do?

 

No, but he never makes me cry like you do.

 

 

nmf/nmq

 
3990357 added by mickey22895 to love quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 9:40pm
 
 
3985352 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 02 Oct 2011 at 12:38pm
 
 
3981389 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 01 Oct 2011 at 8:56pm
 


There are always those kids in

the hallway

that are really loud

right when it's dead silent and

          you're taking a test

-__-                                                  


 

 
3937253 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 26 Sep 2011 at 8:18pm
 






If a Girl




understands your bullshit,

sticks around through all your mistakes,

and smiles even though you've done nothing for her.

Than it's obvious she's a keeper,

but it's also obvious


>>You. Don't. Deserve. Her.<<

 
 
3871942 added by mickey22895 to inspirational quotes on 18 Sep 2011 at 6:44pm
 


I've always wondered


What I sound like to people
Who don't speak my language.

 

 
3846022 added by mickey22895 to funny quotes on 15 Sep 2011 at 6:34am
 

My lips are the gun, 
my smile is the trigger,
my kisses are the bullets,
label me a  ,


k i l l e r.



 

 
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                                  The Only
             “ normal people”

Are The Ones You Don't Know Very Well

 

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    Be
              Everyone else is taken.                
          Yourself.
 

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</3
Admit it, you still have feelings for him. Don't you?
 

 
Yes
No
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There are always those kids in

the hallway

that are really loud

right when it's dead silent and

          you're taking a test

-__-                                                  


 

1070 0 mickey22895 mickey22895
funny



Wouldn't it be nice,
if your iPod could detect your 
mood,
and just automatically create a playlist for you?

22 0 xokendraxo14 xokendraxo14
vent



living in the radio,
 lost in the stereo sound ♥
lost in stereo - all time low
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lyrics




Jenna Marbles<3

Funniest girl alive. Agreed?♥
 
568 19 Lovelybry123 Lovelybry123
famous







♥ if you have ever......
fallen up the stairs ;)

912 12 maybenotxo maybenotxo
funny
I like to watch pom

fave if you read that wrong 
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