Quotes added on Friday, July 12 2013
admit it,
we all have that one friend who is as thin as a stick but eats like a frikken' elephant.
we all have that one friend who is as thin as a stick but eats like a frikken' elephant.
I don't know what to feel anymore...
I'm the type of person who laughs
at horror movies
and screams when the toaster pops
and screams when the toaster pops
I remember when I was littler I would tell myself that I was going to be great.
“I just want to be okay.”
Does anyone have any good ideas for youtube videos?
HOW TO FAKE A SNEEZE:
1. Wet your hand under a faucet.
2. Stand behind someone (maybe you're in line?) and fake the sound of a large, sloppy sneeze. Simultaneously, shake the water on your hand onto the back of their neck.
3. When they turn around, say: "Bless me!" and sniffle a few times. Smile!
1. Wet your hand under a faucet.
2. Stand behind someone (maybe you're in line?) and fake the sound of a large, sloppy sneeze. Simultaneously, shake the water on your hand onto the back of their neck.
3. When they turn around, say: "Bless me!" and sniffle a few times. Smile!
