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Me: Why don't people like hanging out with me Person: Hey,

Me: Why don't people like hanging out with me

Person: Hey, wanna hangout?
Me: *omfg how do I get out of this*

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posted April 23, 2013 at 4:47pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, life, true, friends

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