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Next week on My Strange Addiction: "Hello, i'm Karlie!

Next week on My Strange Addiction:
"Hello, i'm Karlie! I'm 13 years old and i'm addicted to saying swag after every sentence."
Karlie says around 500 sentences a day. That's 500 swag's a day.

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karliethecool

posted August 22, 2013 at 4:14pm UTC tagged with funny, lol, myquote, mine, truetho, mystrangeaddiction

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