Best Dude Quotes This Year

eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

: "You are so beautiful and cute. Im so jealous"
"No sis you are way prettier than me. Im more jealous :-)"
: "You are cute and handsome"
"dude, are you gay? "

          Friend: Dude, that guy just called you fat.
          Me: Oh hell no.  Hold my McDouble.

          Girl 1: Gurl, that guy just called you a s/ut
          Girl 2: Oh hell no.  Hold my pregnancy test.

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