A white m&m comes into a room with candy
White m&m: ~engages
conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate
m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE
m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST
ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE