in homeroom one day some girl left her
unopened pad on the floor
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."
and this guy picked it up and unwrapped it. he then went to our homeroom teacher and asked,
"why is there a diaper on the floor?"
my homeroom teacher just stared and him and said "throw it away... just throw it away."
If caterpillars can sleep for a long time
and come out prettier why can't i
when my little brother was three, mum was taking a picture of him at the beach and she was like “smile!” and he looked her dead in the eyes and scowled and said “Mummy. I have run out of smiles today” and i just lost it
My boyfriend just leaned over and asked "So, what exactly is
Witty." I refused to tell him but he won't drop
it. Now he is saying he is going to look it up on his own. I has
hoping it was never going to come to this, but it looks as though
I am going to have to kill my boyfriend.
humpty dumpty had a terrible summer but he had a great fall
hahhahhahahha
pls don't judge me
I just got done watching
Twilight. I swore I'd never watch something so stupid, but I
decided that I wanted to see it before I judged it, because I used
to swear that Harry potter was terrible before I watched it, and
now it's my obsession. And I must say, Twilight is as bad as I
thought it would be, and ten times worse. Renesmee is the most
beautiful child I have ever seen, and that is THEE only good thing
I have to say about the series. The rest is barbaric, absolutely
barbaric. How can any of you possibly claim to enjoy such absolute
vile, cruel and vicious evil? People being torn limb-from-limb,
burned and vicously tortured? How can any of you claim to enjoy
seeing something that totally and completely disgusting? You
barbarians.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.
Get your heads checked for brain famine.
Nothing rhymes with orange.
FALSE.
"Nothing" and "orange" do not rhyme.
FALSE.
"Nothing" and "orange" do not rhyme.
Period: Guess what? I'm over!
*Next Day*
Period: Lol! Tricked you! You should have seen your face! Hahaha omg!
*Next Day*
Period: Lol! Tricked you! You should have seen your face! Hahaha omg!
Friend: So, yeah, in our backyard, my little sister and brother have those butterfly keepers. The butterflies are full grown!
Me: nope nope nope nope nope nope
