Best Shampoo Quotes This Year

          Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
          Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
          Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

instead of pepper spray, use shampoo, it's probably cheaper, but it will burn just as bad