NiallsSpecialPOTATOE

Status: I'm so sorry I'm so confused just tell me.. Am I out of time?
Joined: July 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 28
user id: 320688
Location: Indiana
Gender: F
Names Madeline, I love one direction. they're simply perfect. KylahIsADirectioner is simply amazing, and my sister. I have a few accounts, besame13 being my most used. I love each one of you, even if we've never spoken. I would love to make some new friends, but I'm super socially awkward and terrible at making the first move to getting a friend. I'm super insecure, I'm so underweight I get called terrible things.. some by my good friends. I have an ugly nose and my eyes are disguesting. I have an amazing boyfriend, John, who gets me ice cream and watches Titanic with me when I'm on my period. He's just perfect. I would love to make some friends on this lovely site, so chat with me, yeah? (:

NiallsSpecialPOTATOE's Favorite Quotes

     the people who want to 
  STAY  IN   YOUR LIFE WILL    
             ------- ALWAYS FIND A WAY.
 
56 0 MissAnna MissAnna
advice
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I love 'sleep'

but i love 'staying up late' either.



What a scandal.

 


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     i think she was afraid 
  OF LOVE SOMETIMES. I THINK IT
    SCARED HER. SHE WAS THE TYPE
     TO LIKE THINGS THAT WERE CONCRETE,
     like the ocean. something you could
       point to & know what it was. & i think
      that's why she  struggled with love.
       she couldn't touch it.  she couldn't hold onto it &
     - - - - - -                 make sure it never changed.
93 0 MissAnna MissAnna
break up

* A 4.0 earthquake hit last night where I live.

Me: Grandpa! Did you feel that earthquake!?

My Grandpa: Earthquake!? What? I thought you were running down the hall....

Me: Is that some type of fat joke!?

My Grandpa: ..................



446 13 brilovesrondo9 brilovesrondo9
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How I got out of doing the dishes

My mom: Do the dishes
Me: *I place a sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
Me: *runs to room*

(Harry Potter if  you where wondering)
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Emma
Dear 4th graders on FB with a "complicated" relatonship status,
what did he do? steal your animal crackers?
30 minutes ago · comment · like
4 people like this
 
Mathew
No! She was on the swing set...WITH ANOTHER MAN!!!
24 minutes ago · Like
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              radio: sappy love song
              me: lol, no.

              radio: commercials
              me: lol, no.

              radio: talking about sports
              me: lol, no.

              radio: Gangnam Style
              me: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEXY LADYYYY
331 0 kenzie_98 kenzie_98
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133 4 xForeverLovedx xForeverLovedx
story
Rest. In. Peace. Tyler♥
He was a guy who went to my school & committed suicide last night.
Amanda's suicide went viral because she made a video & everyone started to care & said this has to stop;
But Tyler committed suicide last night & no one f*cking cares.
What the actual f*ck .
182 7 WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
vent
Awkward Penguin Probs #2

Today I had to project my powerpoint project on the white board in front of two other classes. I plugged my laptop in to projector, expecting my powerpoint to show up.

It didn't.

I bought my laptop when I was 10 and never changed the wallpaper ever since. It was an edit of me licking Taylor Lautner's abs. 

Note to self - Don't make your wallpaper anything remotely embarrassing or socially destructive. You'll never be the only one to see it. Ever.

* series ? 
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