Best Homeless Quotes This Month

I have three types of hairstyles

1) Straight
2) Wavy
3) Homeless

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.





 

Today, there was a homeless man with a sign that read "Ninjas stole family, need money for karate lessons".
Best 5 bucks I've ever given.

I offered a homeless man the rest of my Pumpkin Spice Latte and he said "No thanks. I'm homeless, not a f@g."

I just saw two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard
 

pillow fight!

If you're ever homeless rob a bank, They will give you free food, shelter, and friends in jail.

My mom has this giant hamper

full of socks that don't have a mate.

She calls it the homeless shelter.

Adam Levine could take four random homeless guys off the street and say that they were Maroon 5 and nobody would know the difference.

Interviewer: Tell us the story of how the band started.
Vic: Well it all started out with me and my Hermano. Then we stumbled across Jaime in a dark ally.
Jaime: I was on drugs.
VIc: Homeless, pushing a shopping cart, playing a bass he made.
Mike: It only had one string.
Vic: So we recruited him. Tony was just dealing drugs downhill.