Best Honestly Quotes This Year

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.








my style
can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.





 

 
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Anxiety isn't a fashion statement. It's a miserable disorder with actual, real
uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love. So, stop making it "trendy".

Miley Cyrus used to be all "boom clap, boom de clap de clap."
And now shes twerking in music videos and scaring jimmy kimmel.

I wonder how roxy would feel about this.





 




exit the womb they said



life will be great they said





I hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad
about herself and stuff, so they put, "You're beautiful." on signs and say sh.t like, "Every girl deserves to be called a princess." Like, we're not a f.cking charity.





 
i honestly
was not aware of
thigh gaps until witty i
never knew it was
any sort of
issue for people







 
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Welcome to America, where women are welcome to engange in lesbian
p.ornography for men's sexual pleasure. But God forbid they want to get married.

It takes about 3.4 seconds for me to go from "this is the best day
ever" to "I want to violently stab every human being on planet Earth"

Me: *walks out of my room after a few hours*
My dad: Oh, look who decided to show up
Me:
Me:
Me:

Me: I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
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