every christmas my mum suggests that we all sit
and play monopoly, and every
year it ends with her crying in the corner, dad refusing to talk
to anyone, my older brother
screaming, my little brother running away and me sat at the table laughing maniacally as i buy
2 more hotels
Are
the
Pringles guy and the
Monopoly guy
related?
customer: could I have a coke with that
me: is pepsi ok?
customer: is monopoly money ok?
me: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU
TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI
INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE
ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC
BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY
MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A
STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT
MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY
MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN
IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D
BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU
WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Monopoly
tearing families apart since 1933
tearing families apart since 1933
started from the top and ended at the bottom
#monopoly
Thanksgiving →
Shortly after a huge fight erupted at the dinner
table.
Me: We should play a game.
My Brother: Like what?
Me: Monopoly?
Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.
Me: We should play a game.
My Brother: Like what?
Me: Monopoly?
Him: Nah Monopoly tears families apart.
Me: Evidently so does Thanksgiving.
Me: I almost went to jail today! I was so scared!
Friend: How scared?
Me: Really scared! Those monopoly games get pretty intense.
Friend: How scared?
Me: Really scared! Those monopoly games get pretty intense.
Imagine if Percy,
Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, and Hazel played Monopoly
together.
" Hazel, we all see you moving the pieces. "
" Piper, stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail."
" No, Percy, you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel."
" Leo, stop making things with the pieces."
" Frank, I'm sorry there's no Canada on the board, but CALM DOWN!"
"Jason, you can't electrocute your way to victory."
" ANNABETH, STOP BEATING EVERYBODY!! JUST LOSE ALREADY!!!"
" Hazel, we all see you moving the pieces. "
" Piper, stop charmspeaking yourself out of jail."
" No, Percy, you can't have a swimming pool in your hotel."
" Leo, stop making things with the pieces."
" Frank, I'm sorry there's no Canada on the board, but CALM DOWN!"
"Jason, you can't electrocute your way to victory."
" ANNABETH, STOP BEATING EVERYBODY!! JUST LOSE ALREADY!!!"
Me: I'd like a Coke, please.
Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
